Seriatum

So this life hasn’t been working out for me so far.  Why is it that we insist on following the same patterns in life when we know they aren’t working for us.  We don’t do this with simple tasks, so why our actual lives?  Well I say no more!  Here are my goals to finally become the person I know I should be.

1.  Become famously thin. Now this will open many doors.  I’ll be more confident, therefore, guys will like me more.  This may finally result in a boyfriend.
2.  Get those tattoos I want. They will look amazing and I’ve wanted them for about three years now.  Well what the f**k have I been waiting for?
3.  Grow my hair long.  If this can’t be achieved fast enough I will just get extensions in the fall.
4.  Continue tanning. I will not only look thin, but I’ll be tan and beautiful.  What guy (I would want) could resist?